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I really don't remember how old I was-- Well, I was in our living room. It has a ring to it. Billy J. had his mom really duped. I knew my parents didn't 'know' 'course I had gotten pretty good at lieing to my parents. That's a topic. Pot plants. Oh yeah, this is supposed to be about my first BONER. Well, fact is, Pot is a REAL APHRODISIAC. The government's spent millions of dollars trying to find something wrong with marijuana, yet, all the 'facts' they've promoted on the news and in the newspapers turned out to be LIES. All the evidence showing that marijuana is not harmful has been suppressed.
Actually, the truth is too often related to one's current circumstance. If someone is going to shoot you with a gun if you don't say, "God save the King!" - - well you'll probably start proclaiming that the King is actually God's incarnation on earth... I discovered, once I moved away from my parents, that in order to live a life of truth, you've got to create a world around you that you can be truthful within. Since I like to smoke pot, I keep friends that aren't going to 'narc' on me and don't invite my parents over for dinner parties. Oh, yeah, the boner thing. How'd I get sidetracked? Oh yeah, pot and boners. They're a combo. Ask my ex-wife Raquel. She would stop by occasionally after we broke up. She'd always bring over some really good pot, or hashish...just to get me horny. It's easier for me to say to "No" when I 'm straight. And NO, pot doesn't lead to harder drugs. That "no" thing is based on the fact that pot makes you more sensual. Marijuana IS AN APHRODISIAC. Uh-oh, the
government doesn't want you to know that. They spent millions, maybe
billions by now, trying to find something wrong with marijuana. They
discovered two things: Uh-oh. If the Federal Bureau of Intimidation notices I said that--I wonder if my phone is tapped? Paranoia. No thanks. That's another good thing about marijuana. It is the opposite of paranoia. 90% of all mental illness would be better treated by THC than whatever they're prescribing to people. Okay. back to my boner. I was probably about 5 years old. Just guessing. But I remember the scene vividly. I got this euphoric feeling that started in my groin and filled my body with a tingly sensation. I was alone in the living room and I felt so 'light' and fluffy that I thought I might be able to fly. Literally. Fly. Well, being little science boy, I had to put this theory to the test. I climbed up on the sofa and jumped a few times. Despite my heady feeling I had to face the facts. I was plummeting just as fast as usual. It wasn't for another half dozen years that I discovered what a boner (erection) was. I realized that this same feeling was what I had experienced and so I'm calling it my first boner.
p.s. Tom is writing a really funny bunch of stories for his section of the website called, THE GOATWEED CHRONICLES. He's been experimenting with that Viagra stuff which is primarily based on a chemical in goatweed that prolongs erections. Check out Tom Calder's, THE GOATWEED CHRONICLES, inside the American Zen website. Next page
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Good thing I outgrew that lieing thing.
That must be what drives people to be politicians. They discover at
a young age that successful lieing can lead to success and then they discover that
since politics is a Game/Job of words--that their talents can be utilized!
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